Fuck it's monday tomorrow!
真是哔了狗了（it's a really fuck dog）
每日装逼时刻又开始了！(It's zhuang B time)
gosh it's so hot out today, I'm gong to eat my ice cream i bought yesterday, my ice cream ! my ice cream !
No me, It's him（不是我，是他）
i love you forever it's you and only you